The sad thing is that I didn't look at the site it came from and for a second was sure this was a real news article. *facepalm* And I am tired and slow tonight, but I shouldn't jump to that conclusion.
My favorite Onion headline continues to be: Haunted Tape Dispenser Unsure of How to Demonstrate Hauntedness ;P I've tried to find the article, but it's been so long...
OMG! THANK YOU! Seriously, I have been searching for that for years -- I have never been able to find it (and I'm not sure why, because I do know how to Google...)
I printed it out and hung it on my bulletin board at work :D
"Now all citizens will be able to step back, stare down the hardship and difficulty they will face in the pursuit of success, and say, 'Fuck that—this isn't worth it.'"
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Date: 2008-01-16 01:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-16 01:36 am (UTC)And that is part of the humor of this article: it sounds real, because it is meant to copy in many ways the intelligent design arguments.
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Date: 2008-01-16 06:52 am (UTC)My favorite Onion headline continues to be: Haunted Tape Dispenser Unsure of How to Demonstrate Hauntedness ;P I've tried to find the article, but it's been so long...
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Date: 2008-01-16 08:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-17 05:04 am (UTC)I printed it out and hung it on my bulletin board at work :D
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Date: 2008-01-17 05:05 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-17 05:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-16 11:22 am (UTC)Failure Now An Option (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/72509)
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Date: 2008-01-17 05:03 am (UTC)That? Is a thousand shades of awesome!
I like having ALL options made available, kthx.
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Date: 2008-01-16 08:23 am (UTC)That phrase, alone, is genius :-) :-) :-)
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Date: 2008-01-16 11:23 am (UTC)